Hail Mary, You're Funny

Mary is the name of our Liturgy coordinator. Today as we all got back to work after the Noon Mass, we found that there were several messages and phone calls wondering when the evening Mass was. Mary said "They always want to know if 'Ashes come with that'. One of these times I'm going to say, 'No, fries and a Coke'"

Then, as she was walking down the hall I heard her say "I'm glad we can at least drink between meals" and as she passed my desk she waggled a bottle of wine in front of me.